Arrr, ye salty sea dogs! We be raisin’ the SS Wendy for a grand adventure on the high seas! Don yer finest pirate garb, and join us fer a day o’ swashbucklin’ fun! Any scallywag who comes dressed to plunder gets a free passage card to the ship! When the sun dips low, the Hocus Pokie dancers will be shakin’ their bones to keep the evening alive with jigs and shanties! So hoist your drinking vessels and ready yer sea legs, ye won’t be wantin’ to miss this! Arrr!